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Arnold Schwartzenegger said on TV that he's never done drugs.
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But in Pumping Iron, you see him smoking weed... and inhaling.
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Yeah, and someone pointed that out, and Arnold said - I'm not making this up - "marijuana's not a drug, it's a leaf."
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Really? Isn't cocaine a leaf too?
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Yeah. Turns out America's winning the war on drugs - it's the war on leaves that's destroying our kids.