RIGHT:
Blue States are those which vote Democratic in presidential elections, and Red States are those that vote Republican. The term dates back to the 2000 election when network news coverage of the returns showed states that Gore won in blue and states that Bush won in red.
LEFT:
Except Florida, which they showed as being a red state but everybody knows that Al Gore won Florida in 2000 and he should really be president today, damn it. Damn it! DAMN IT!
RIGHT:
You're doing it again.
LEFT:
Sorry.