Huckabee Pledges to Improve Airline Travel




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In the Republican debate on Tuesday, Governor Huckabee said that one of the first things he would do as president would be to improve airline travel. After that, he said, he would make love to the moon and wrestle a shark in the back of his solid gold time machine. Then his alarm clock woke him up and he had to get dressed and go to his day-job, not being president.



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