Microsoft Founder Gates: Full-Time Philanthropist
LEFT:
Can you imagine having as much money as Microsoft founder Bill Gates that you can leave your job to give money away full time? What a philanthropist.
RIGHT:
He is admirable. (softly) And let me add, if things for some reason don't work out with your marriage, I am totally available.
LEFT:
What did I tell you about that! Just stop it.
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