RIGHT:
Modern Turkey was created by its founder, Attaturk, to be the first Muslim nation with a secular government and modernized attitudes towards Islam. But in recent years Turkey has started to slide back towards theocracy.
LEFT:
Uh-oh. Do we need to-
RIGHT:
Invade them, kill their leaders and force-feed them American values? No. Not just yet, anyway.
LEFT:
I was kidding.
RIGHT:
Oh.