Bush Won't Provide Oxygen to Cuba

RIGHT:
The President wants to help the Cubans, but warned that "America will have no part in giving oxygen to a criminal regime victimizing its own people."

LEFT:
With the possible exception of Pakistan. And Saudi Arabia. And Zimbabwe.

RIGHT:
Shut up.

LEFT:
Wait, I'm not done. There's Egypt, and Israel, and... (she tazers him)

LEFT:
Aaaaiiigh! (he falls, then staggers back into his seat. She offers him an oxygen mask which he takes gratefully. Then she tazers him again.)