The Melting Pot of Immigration
LEFT:
The melting pot theory of immigration suggests that immigrants and the native-born ideally influence one another, just as various ingredients all melting in a single pot lose some of their distinct characteristics to their mutual advantage.
RIGHT:
I thought the melting pot was one of those cheesey dip things the foreigners sell at street fairs.
LEFT:
Please tell me you never plan to have children.
RIGHT:
Too late!
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