RIGHT:
Some people believe that burning a U.S. flag in protest is a form of constitutionally protected free speech. Others believe we should amend the Constitution to make it a crime to burn the American flag.
LEFT:
Yeah, that seems like a priority right now. Forget the war, health care, education-- let's amend the Constitution to ban flag burning first.
RIGHT:
So you support the burning of the American flag?
LEFT:
No, because it contributes to global warming.