Bono Cares About Equality, Evades Taxes

LEFT:
You know who really cares about human rights and equality? Bono, the lead singer from U2. He's really genuine.

RIGHT:
Yeah, he cares so much about human rights and equality that he moved much of their multi-million dollar music catalog from Ireland to a tax shelter in Amsterdam, placing a larger tax burden on the people of Ireland. Equality, my ass.

LEFT:
Wait, I thought you hated taxes?

RIGHT:
Yes, except when people act like they care and still find a way to screw society.