Al Gore: "Reduce Your Carbon Footprint"
LEFT:
Al Gore is certainly doing an excellent job of raising awareness of how we must all strive to reduce our carbon footprints.
RIGHT:
Never mind his carbon footprint--have you seen how deep Al's REGULAR footprints have gotten lately? That boy's just plain big.
LEFT:
Sure, do a fat joke. That makes you seem serious.
RIGHT:
And don't get me started on Al Gore's, uh...green house emissions.
LEFT:
Wasn't planning to.
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