Three Noteworthy Things About Iowa
LEFT:
The following is a list of noteworthy things about the state of Iowa. (SILENCE)
RIGHT:
(STAGE WHISPER) Come on-- say something! Anything! Make something up!
LEFT:
Uh...corn. More corn. Tom Arnold. Ethanol. Ah, loose meat sandwiches. I'm out.
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